Gimme All the Feals
A Review of Feals Microdosed THC + CBD Gummies
Let me just start with this: if Feals gummies had been around back when I was first trying to ditch booze, I could’ve saved myself a lot of crying in the bathtub while “reclaiming my evenings” with sad tea and intrusive thoughts.
Instead of white-knuckling it through social triggers and nighttime anxiety with nothing but LaCroix and a prayer, I could’ve just… popped a gummy and exhaled like a functional human being.
But it’s fine.
I’m fine.
Because now I’ve got the Feals, and these babies are straight-up changing my life.
What the Hell Are Feals Gummies?
Feals is a wellness brand making micro-dosed THC + CBD gummies (and a bunch of other goods) for people who want to calm the hell down without getting couch-locked or paranoid. Their gummies contain 1.5mg of THC and 20mg of CBD per piece, and are designed for:
Stress and anxiety relief
Sleep support
Just feeling less like a wound-up asshole by 6pm
They're legal in all 50 states, and you don’t need a medical marijuana card or to know a guy named Chad who “grows his own.” You just go to feals.com, click add to cart, and poof—peace of mind, shipped straight to your door.
Oh, and the vibes? Immaculate.
How They Work
Personally, I take one gummy toward the end of the day, usually sometime after I’ve wrapped up work and little Sophie has entered her gremlin phase. Within about 30–45 minutes, I feel a gentle wave of “Okay, I’m not gonna scream into a pillow today.”
Not high. Not goofy. Just like someone turned the dial down on all the noise in my brain.
Do I feel giggly? Yes. Do I sleep better? Hell yes. Do I miss drinking? Not even a little.
The CBD helps calm my nervous system while the tiny whisper of THC takes the edge off. And unlike a beer (which, fun fact, is a group 1 carcinogen), these don’t leave me bloated, cranky, or regretting every life decision post-9pm.
CBD for Women
I know the wellness world is full of snake oil and pink-washed bullshit, but CBD? She’s the real deal, especially for women. Why?
Hormonal fluctuations = CBD helps regulate mood swings (hello PMS, perimenopause, and general hormonal chaos)
Anxiety = Lower cortisol levels = fewer panic scrolls through LinkedIn at 2am
Sleep = Better REM cycles without Ambien-level grogginess
Pain = Eases tension, cramps, and weird aches from sleeping like a pretzel
Plus, let’s be honest—our brains are carrying 7,000 tabs open at all times. Feals helps me close a few without having to sedate myself.
Feals Gummies Pricing (and How I Hacked the System)
Alright, let’s talk cash. A single bag of Feals Gummies (30-count) is $55, which, yeah, sounds like a lot at first glance. But do I want to pay for something that actually works and doesn’t give me hangxiety? Eff yes.
Here’s the pricing breakdown:
One-time purchase: $55
Subscription: $44 per bag (Save $11/month + free shipping)
Bonus tip from me, your friendly neighborhood marketer:
After your first purchase, Feals will offer you a second bag at a slight discount. If you decline that, you get offered 50% off your next bag. I played the game and snagged 3 bags for $90 total (signing up for their subscription). Big win for the bargain baddies.
The Other Products
Feals isn’t just about gummies—though honestly, they could stop there and I’d still be loyal. But their other offerings are also tempting:
The Sleep Gummies ($44+) – For faster sleep in 20 minutes and also includes CBN. No melatonin hangover.
The Mints ($40+) – For subtle calm on the go. Genius for meetings with Dennis from accounting.
The Focus Melts ($44) – No THC, caffeine-free clarity with something called “Tetracitrene™” (sounds made-up but whatever, I’m intrigued).
The Oil ($92+) – Classic CBD oil for pick-your-own-strength drop dosing.
Bundles like The Calm Bundle ($112+) and The Relax Bundle ($172+) are for people who want the full chill buffet.
Subscriptions are available across the board, and they ship free over $50, which is basically everything.
The One Con (Because I’m a Picky Bitch)
Okay, Feals. Let’s talk.
You’ve nailed the product. Your packaging is sexy, your branding is soothing, and the product experience is top-tier. But there’s one thing that irks the marketing nerd inside me:
WHERE is your affiliate program?!
I want to scream from the rooftops about how much I love these gummies, but I have no code to hand out. No “ASHLEY15” to drop in checkout. Just my emotional testimonial and this deeply heartfelt recommendation:
Buy them. Full price if you have to. They’re that damn good.
(But also, maybe decline the first upsell and get that 50% off, okay?)
Final Verdict: Feals Is My New Evening Ritual
I’m calling it now: I don’t see myself giving these up anytime soon. Feals has officially replaced alcohol for me, my “maybe I should try meditation again” attempts, and my doom scroll into insomnia.
These gummies help me laugh more, stress less, and sleep great without knocking me out. And they do it without the baggage of booze or the sketchiness of weed that makes you question your entire life while staring at your cat.
TL;DR
Legal in all 50 states—no card needed
1.5mg THC + 20mg CBD per gummy = calm but not high
Subscription saves you $$ and stress
Better sleep, less anxiety, and a vibe that feels like a weighted blanket for your nervous system
No hangover, no brain fog, no regrets
So if you’re ready to chill the hell out and stop letting your to-do list bully you, go get yourself a bag of Feals. You deserve it.
👉 feals.com – go get some and thank me later!
